This is the graduation speech I wish I had been given http://paulgraham.com/hs.html... not that I supposed I would have heeded it any more than the one we did get.

Let's see. What's new with me? I ordered a new matress from foamorder. Hooray for memory foam! It has NASA-y goodness. My old matress sucks. I'm looking forward to the new one.

It seems like I had something better to say here and perhaps something more to do than waste your time. I've lost the thread now, though.